1 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,438 LET'S TALK ABOUT WOMEN 2 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,079 Logiusso Gaspare! 3 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,238 My husband is not in. 4 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:18,988 Where is he? 5 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,552 He's gone grape picking. 6 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,551 When is he coming back? 7 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,149 After the Angelus. 8 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,870 Would you like to try our wine? 9 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,956 Why do you want to see him? 10 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,993 It tastes good. 11 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,390 What do you want from him? 12 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,392 It's men's business. 13 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,916 I never did that. 14 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,356 Never with another man! 15 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,637 I did it for my husband. 16 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,392 For you, Gaspare, 17 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:14,870 because I love you and I don't want to lose you. 18 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,918 To save your life! 19 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,672 You're still here? 20 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,351 What else do you want? 21 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:42,235 - I'm waiting for your husband. - What? 22 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:46,434 I only did this so you would leave. 23 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,149 You're a man of honor. 24 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,119 You must leave. 25 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,072 Do it for me! 26 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:55,516 Promise me. 27 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:00,358 Promise me you will leave. 28 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,149 All right. 29 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,439 Fine... 30 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,829 I'm leaving. 31 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,271 Tell your husband that 32 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:28,230 here is the rifle I borrowed from him yesterday. 33 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,508 Thank you for everything. 34 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,234 Hi! 35 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,554 Hi, Fabiani. Excuse me, sir. 36 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,551 I didn't recognize you. 37 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,953 Got a cigarette for this poor match? Thanks. 38 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,588 You can always count on my matches. 39 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,870 - We pay taxes on matches too. - What's said is said. 40 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,555 Always the same old prank. 41 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,757 Why don't you give me a Roman salute, then? 42 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,832 Say hello to your missus. 43 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,997 Look who's coming? Hello, sweetie. How's it going? 44 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,754 Fancy watching television at my place tonight? 45 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,953 What about your wife? 46 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,396 - I'll come to your place. - My mother will kick you out. 47 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,552 It's so complicated! There's no use having a TV, then? 48 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,550 Hi, Marco. 49 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,076 Bye, Miss Ministry of Transport. Say hello to your mother. 50 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,628 You're working late, today? 51 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,119 I'm not sure... 52 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,033 What have you done to your coat? 53 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,112 What a shame! Let me help you. 54 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,713 Overnight? 55 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,269 Bring your deck of cards, we'll fleece the caretaker. 56 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,277 Hi, John Wayne! 57 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,556 You were at the office? 58 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,551 Of course. 59 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,789 I didn't see you. 60 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:16,511 From 9 to 11, I went to watch a game of table tennis. 61 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,513 Come with me to the betting office. I've got some tickets. 62 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,951 - I filled them in this morning. - Are you tired? 63 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,509 - You bet! - Let's go for a drink. 64 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,395 All right, then. 65 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,631 Last one in pays the bill! 66 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:35,111 Force your way through. Watch the bus! 67 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,713 Mission accomplished! 68 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,589 Well done! 69 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,557 You know my mother used to date Zatopek's father 70 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,597 and you still want to race against me! 71 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,559 God, you're so short! 72 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,349 I almost have to kneel down to spray this in your eye! 73 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,796 - You're crazy! - Don't get upset about this. 74 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,839 Can't believe your eyes, can you? Let's have this drink. 75 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,558 Wait a minute. 76 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,393 - You're going back home? - Yes, why? 77 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,438 If you wait for me, you could give me a ride. 78 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,558 I'll buy you a drink and then we'll go. 79 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,757 That makes 3 drinks. Hand over the money, we have a guest. 80 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,913 Tell the man you're sorry. 81 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:21,390 3 Martinis with olives and sausages! 82 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,671 To starboard! 83 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,638 Here we are. This is my manor. 84 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,991 Steer straight ahead. 85 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,518 Thanks a lot. I think we're there. 86 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,114 We only risked our lives 7 times! 87 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,113 - All right, off I go. - We had a good laugh. 88 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,350 Thanks, no need to make a fuss. 89 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:47,069 If you want to stay for lunch, meet me at your place. 90 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:52,718 That's some car you got here! You can drive home now. 91 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,156 Don't forget, to brake, use the one in the middle. 92 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,196 Mr. Alvaro De Santis lives here? 93 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,873 Second floor, number 7. 94 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,315 I know, that's where I live. 95 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:15,234 I should have guessed. I fall for it every time. 96 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,876 You should go on a diet. 97 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,474 Nothing beats walking! 98 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,431 "She poisoned her husband and ran off with her neighbor" 99 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,352 Hello, Mrs. Marietta. 100 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,988 Pack your suitcase while I poison my husband. 101 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,639 Give me 10 minutes. 102 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,553 Don't use arsenic, it's a classic and it's very sour. 103 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,358 He doesn't even like vinegar. 104 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:51,149 So don't use vinegar either. 105 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:03,955 Alvaro? 106 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,589 Hello. 107 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:10,989 Hello, Luisa. 108 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,912 You looktired. 109 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,197 I am. I have loads of work. 110 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,079 What an awful morning! I've got a headache. 111 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,515 Let's have lunch, you'll nap afterwards. 112 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,240 I can't, I have to go backto work. 113 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,515 My slippers... 114 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,235 Stop that! 115 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,315 You're 10! 116 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,510 You're too old for these childish games. 117 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,237 Always clowning around... 118 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,837 What will become of you? 119 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:46,875 Turn around! 120 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,633 Behave yourself. 121 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,673 What a life! 122 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,271 Can't wait for my retirement. 123 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,112 - Have we met before? - No. 124 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,237 Let's get to know each other. 125 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,077 Very comfy place you have here! 126 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,755 A woman likes to be comfortable. Usually, I go to a hotel. 127 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,753 But when I have guests, I like to make a good impression. 128 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,273 You're right. 129 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,796 You always work where I picked you up... 130 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,474 - Met you, I mean. - Yes, till 9.30 pm. 131 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,631 My last client usually gives me a ride home. 132 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,439 So you don't pay for the taxi. 133 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,794 That's clever. 134 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,108 Well done. 135 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,558 Could you turn around? 136 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,632 - You don't mind? - Not at all. 137 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,191 I knowthis guy! 138 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,039 - It's my husband. - No! 139 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,353 We've been married for 3 years. 140 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,753 I know him. 141 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,878 It's Roberto Romarini! 142 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,191 - How do you know him? - How do I know him? 143 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,430 We were in the same class, 15 years ago. 144 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,875 We played on the same basketball team. 145 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,191 What a coincidence! 146 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,193 You're his wife! 147 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,552 Congratulations! 148 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,872 He put on some weight and lost his hair 149 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,633 but he still has the same smile. 150 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,718 I'd be happy to see him again. 151 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,316 Wait here, he'll be back in half an hour. 152 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,790 No, I have to go. 153 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,996 Where did you put my trousers? 154 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,549 What an idiot, I put them in the wardrobe. 155 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,109 - Excuse me. - It's no big deal. 156 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,396 I can't help it, I have to tidy up! 157 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,074 If you want to stay, I'll make you some coffee. 158 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,595 No thanks, don't bother. 159 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,356 Now's the wrong time for that. 160 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:02,354 I won't mind. Besides Roberto will be pleased. 161 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,317 You sure? 162 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,040 If you think he'll be pleased. 163 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,950 You're a nice person. Did you hear me? 164 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,193 Roberto is lucky 165 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,239 he found a girl like you: serious, conscientious... 166 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,992 You can tell straight away. 167 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,277 You're not one of those boring shrews. 168 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:28,110 You've been around. Can't learn your trade in school. 169 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,357 Girls like you are born prostitutes. 170 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,476 You're right. 171 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,310 Is this expensive? What is it? 172 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,638 A Clavinova. 173 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,870 Nice place you have here. 174 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,873 In Tokyo there's a school where they teach women 175 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,315 - howto take care of men. - Really? 176 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,278 They get a diploma? 177 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,318 All I know is that it's a recognized profession 178 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,711 such as typist or social worker. 179 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,118 Believe me, I just came back from the Olympic Games. 180 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,478 Those Japanese, they're something! 181 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,519 They make such tiny radio sets. 182 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,716 I always carry one in my bag. 183 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,917 It keeps me company. 184 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,349 In America, all you buy is Japanese. 185 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,399 You can read "Made in Japan" on the feet of new-born babies! 186 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,549 That's him. 187 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,949 Wait! 188 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,115 How can I explain how I got here? 189 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,994 Don't worry, I brought you here. 190 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,392 Hide, we'll surprise him. 191 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,753 - Good evening, honey. - Darling! 192 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,756 I went to see Aunt Margherita. She's so lonely. 193 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,912 She's inviting us for lunch next Sunday. 194 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,793 Roberto, look who's here! 195 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,353 - Who's that madman? - Your old school pal. 196 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,989 I'm Tonino. Don't you recognize me? 197 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,438 Tonino Zaffardi. Tony the Nip. 198 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,793 What are you doing here? 199 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,235 What am I doing? 200 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,918 He's one of my clients. 201 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,355 I ran into your wife by accident. 202 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,875 I didn't know she was your wife. 203 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:42,836 What? 204 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,232 A lady-killer like you! You've sunkthat low! 205 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,109 Is it a disgrace? 206 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,999 Thank you very much... 207 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,071 She's right. 208 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,550 No harm intended, honey. 209 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,711 - Sit down. - Thank you. 210 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,512 You haven't changed a bit. 211 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,393 You look very fit. 212 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,274 If I hadn't seen your picture in the bedroom 213 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:11,592 I never would have guessed this was your home. 214 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,239 Are you married? 215 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,709 No, I like my freedom. 216 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,950 That explains your late strolls. 217 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:21,396 My clients are usually married men, not bachelors. 218 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,472 - You hear that? - She knows her stuff. 219 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,628 It's been a long time! It's really amazing! 220 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,511 - Sorry... - It's all right. 221 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,229 Do you have any news from Galimberti? 222 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,678 He left for Venezuela for his health 223 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,674 and because of some dirty business, you know... 224 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,036 What do you mean? 225 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,637 He got into trouble with a 15 year-old girl. 226 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,758 It was in the papers. 227 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,595 He did 3 years in jail 228 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,354 and found out his wife had run off with a gigolo. 229 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,075 That's a tough one. 230 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,629 Sad to be a cuckold. 231 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,950 - What are you talking about? - Nothing. 232 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,113 What's your line of work? 233 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,669 - I bet you're a civil servant. - I'm a businessman. 234 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,912 I own a fashionable bar in the via Marulana. 235 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,150 Come and see me, we'll have a chat. 236 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,232 - I've got to go. - Have dinner with us. 237 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,834 No, I must go. 238 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,470 - There's always enough to go... - I don't want to bother you. 239 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,155 I'll drop by, I have nothing to do all day. 240 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,109 I believe you. 241 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,719 - See you soon. - No problem. 242 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,269 I'll come after I drop off my wife. 243 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,519 Speaking of your wife, I almost forgot. 244 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,240 What are you doing? I can't accept. 245 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,039 Why is that? Business is business. 246 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,599 You're joking or what? 247 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,069 Would you let me pay for my coffee in your bar? 248 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,030 That's different. You can't compare a coffee with... 249 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,111 Do you want to offend me? 250 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,790 All right. If you take it that way, what can I say? 251 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,875 - My humble respects. - Bye, sweetheart. 252 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,433 She's a nice girl. 253 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:13,834 Good evening. 254 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,271 Tonino Zaffardi. It was a pleasure to see him again. 255 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,518 - What's going on? - Nothing. 256 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,955 Nothing? Look at your faces! 257 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,598 - Tell me. - Let's eat. 258 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,515 How could I eat with you telling me "let's eat"? 259 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,835 I'd rather know now. What's happened? 260 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,754 What's the matter with you? 261 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,310 Elena, don't do that. 262 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,677 Stay here. I have a right to knowthe truth. 263 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,957 Marcello, your sister was dishonored. 264 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,751 Dishonored? By whom? 265 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,479 An unscrupulous man. 266 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,675 She met at the swimming pool. 267 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,310 He seemed kind and shy, but he was putting on an act. 268 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,395 They talked on the telephone and they went out last night... 269 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,710 Last night... Marcello, he dishonored her! 270 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,676 - You hear me? - Of course I hear you. 271 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,199 - So she wasn't at the cinema. - No. 272 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,318 Marcello! How can you eat? 273 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,879 What do you want me to do? 274 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,628 What a question! He's an unscrupulous man. 275 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,798 Elena phoned him, he won't talkto her. 276 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,674 - How dare he? - Exactly! 277 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,230 We want you to talkto him. 278 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,594 - To whom? - To him. 279 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,433 I wanted to cheer up Elena, not to talkto him. 280 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,955 You are the head ofthe family now. 281 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,668 Why did your father leave us so quickly? 282 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,396 When he was alive, this would have never happened! 283 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,597 I should hope not, she was only 6 when he died. 284 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,394 - So will you go? - Of course I will. 285 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,399 I'm going. 286 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,313 What should I tell him? 287 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,076 That when you make a promise to a girl, 288 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,229 you keep it. 289 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,072 Elena is an honorable young lady. 290 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:59,597 Girls are defenseless with such a man. 291 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,270 Girls only stand up to me. 292 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,272 I can't stand that kind of guy... 293 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,514 It's easy to be unscrupulous. 294 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:16,716 But if you're honest, you always fall for it. 295 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,557 I can't wait to tell this man what I think. 296 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,873 If he saw me with his sister, he'd beat me up. 297 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,395 But I'm the brother, I'll strike first. 298 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,199 - Don't do anything stupid. - Don't worry. 299 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,558 She's my sister. We're of the same flesh and blood. 300 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,990 It's like he had dishonored me. 301 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,594 It's an image, of course. 302 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,789 Mother? 303 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,349 The soup is terrible. 304 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,080 I wasn't in the mood for cooking. 305 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,310 It's no big deal. 306 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,232 Story of my life. 307 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,036 Overwork, disgusting food, 308 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,036 Ionely nights... That's my life. 309 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,435 There you go! 310 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,235 Really disgusting. 311 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,995 So? 312 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,158 I'm coming. 313 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,914 It's cold. 314 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,949 You look like an undercover cop. 315 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,153 Let me put something on. 316 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,437 Funny idea to swim at this time of the day. 317 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,591 I must be crazy! 318 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,269 Where were we, M. Bonnilli? 319 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,670 Bonnelli. I was talking about my sister. 320 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,671 Elena? She's a fine girl. 321 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,434 She was, until yesterday. 322 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,797 This is a man-to-man talk, we can speak openly. 323 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,237 - So? - So, here is what I think. 324 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,150 An honorable girl always stays honorable. 325 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,117 Even after her first man. 326 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,511 What if she carries on seeing other men? 327 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,830 She can start saving some money. 328 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,394 I'm only joking. 329 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,711 It won't happen. Don't take it so seriously. 330 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,074 Sorry, but... 331 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,275 Hi, Fred. 332 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,430 - You like her? - I'm not in the mood. 333 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,512 As I was saying, 334 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,390 - we live in a modern world. - That's not the point. 335 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,437 Do you have 100 liras? 336 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:03,909 Why? 337 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,671 Tango, samba or twist? 338 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,558 - Twist. - All right. 339 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,349 Excuse me... 340 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,118 It's new? 341 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,119 Two years old. 342 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,191 Can I join in, girls? 343 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,038 Are you two free tonight? Nice belly! 344 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,430 We're in the middle of a conversation. 345 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,751 You are going to say that we are old-fashioned 346 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,150 but you behave in an intolerable way. 347 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,878 Let's not exaggerate. 348 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,270 We don't play polo, like you do. 349 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,830 I find it inappropriate to talk in this place. 350 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,833 - You're uncomfortable here? - No, why? 351 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,072 I just thinkthis is a touchy conversation... 352 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,800 If you don't see why, I do. 353 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,995 You are rather extravagant and thoughtless, 354 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,549 you swim in November, you twist. 355 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,518 You are only listening to me with half an ear. 356 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,877 You are right. Come to the bar, it will be quieter. 357 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,996 The barman is not here. 358 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,275 - All right? - Yes. 359 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,513 I thinkthat a nice young man like you 360 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,318 should use his brains a bit more 361 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,029 and see that each woman is unique. Take my sister, for instance... 362 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,030 Let's go under cover! 363 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,517 - My sister... - Fancy a swim in the rain? 364 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,069 - I can't swim! - Excuse me. 365 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,759 A quiet place, you said... 366 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,195 Don't you understand? 367 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,191 No, I don't. 368 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,756 What do you expect from me? If there's any way I can help... 369 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,878 You have dishonored my sister... 370 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,555 What? 371 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,280 - You took advantage of her. - What? 372 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,716 You want to dance without me? I don't think so! 373 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,469 Your sister is 27. She's not a child anymore. 374 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,677 She's pretty and fun. We were here last night. 375 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,070 - Alone... - That's the problem! 376 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,516 If only it had been crowded yesterday and empty today. 377 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,474 We drank and... It happened. 378 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,835 What do you mean, "it happened"? 379 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,076 You asked for it. 380 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,516 Disease and fate are implacable, sex is not! 381 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,319 You can always say no. 382 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,789 You took part in it, admit it! 383 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,678 I don't deny it. 384 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,989 It's easy to put the blame on the drinks. 385 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,599 I must say... 386 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,830 - Are you listening? - Yes, carry on. 387 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,629 A real gentleman doesn't force a woman to drink! 388 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,157 - I admit it was wrong. - Thank you. 389 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,754 But I don't know what to do. 390 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,990 Let's go somewhere else. 391 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,869 - Tell me what I should do. - I should tell you? 392 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,793 - Have you seen my sister? - I was here first. 393 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:10,949 All right. 394 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,836 You may think I'm old-fashioned 395 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,719 but in the past, when such things happened, 396 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,715 when a girl was compromised, people talked about compensation. 397 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:23,915 What do you mean? 398 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,356 Think. You're single, so is Elena, 399 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,159 you like each other, so draw your own conclusions. 400 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,318 - You must be joking? - On the contrary. 401 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,474 This is ridiculous! 402 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,558 Do you know who you're talking to? 403 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:43,678 If I get married, it will be to a wealthy American 404 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,274 who owns a yacht in Portofino and a chalet in Cortina. 405 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,873 I want to be comfortable. 406 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,113 Honestly, do you see me married to Elena? 407 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,236 What a bargain! 408 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,039 Not that Elena is ugly, 409 00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:00,113 she can be attractive, once in a while, when you're drunk. 410 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,671 But honestly, from me to you, 411 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,559 would you marry Elena? 412 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,911 I'm her brother! 413 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,550 - I don't fancy her more than you. - You got some nerve! 414 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,632 - Who's that girl? - I don't know. 415 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,199 - Really? - She's good-looking. 416 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,393 Pretty chick, right? 417 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:32,835 - Come, I'll introduce you. - You don't know her! 418 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,390 You can introduce me when you know her. 419 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,909 Come on! 420 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,677 - Sit down! - Excuse him, Miss. 421 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,554 Careful! 422 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,239 I'll sit here. 423 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,832 - My friend Bonnilli... - Bonnelli. 424 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,675 - would like to know your name. - No... 425 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,398 Why would your friend want to know my name? 426 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,279 He told me that a chef-d'oeuvre always has a name. 427 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,759 "Leda and the Swan", "Venus landing on the Shore", 428 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,595 "Mona Lisa"... What's the name of this beautiful piece of art? 429 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,918 My name is Loredana. 430 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,758 Loredana? 431 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,436 Nice name. Marcello Bonnelli. Nice to meet you. 432 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,116 This is Mister Alfredo. Miss Loredana. 433 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,510 Call me Fred. Are you free tonight? 434 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,508 We could have dinner together. 8 o'clock? 435 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,394 - I'm meeting a girlfriend. - That's a shame. 436 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,391 It's perfect. 437 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,757 That will make 4 of us, I won't have to be the third wheel. 438 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,512 8 o'clock, all right. 439 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,673 You seem confident. What if we don't show up? 440 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,071 If you don't show up at 8, we'll jump in the pool. 441 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,229 They empty the water at 7.30. 442 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,789 See you at 8, don't forget. 443 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:48,955 Goodbye. 444 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,149 I'm counting on you. 445 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,633 Pretty, isn't she? 446 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,870 - You think they'll come? - Of course. 447 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,157 Let's buy some whiskey, have them drink a little. 448 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,834 - You're telling me? - I forgot. 449 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,469 Goodbye and thank you. 450 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,633 - Excuse me, we are friends now? - Of course. 451 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,995 Tonight, you go out with Loredana 452 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,558 and tomorrow, her brother asks you to marry her. 453 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,478 - What would you answer? - Yes. 454 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,873 You say that today, but tomorrow... 455 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,559 Honestly, you can't compare Loredana to your sister. 456 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,113 That's for sure. 457 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,514 - I'm joking! - It's not the same thing. 458 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,471 Not the same league. 459 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,234 I've got to go. We meet up here at 8? 460 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,199 No, I pick you up at your place at 7.45. 461 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,670 - I know where you live. - Right, you gave Elena a lift. 462 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,795 Bye, see you later. 463 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:52,995 Bye, Marcello. 464 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,069 See you tonight, Fred! 465 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,195 I'd need a new coat. 466 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,515 - So? - So what? 467 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,874 You talked to him? 468 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,714 Of course I did. More than 2 hours. 469 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,919 You told him to face up to his responsibilities? 470 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,997 You bet. I shut him up. 471 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,036 - Actually, Fred is... - Fred? 472 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,715 Alfredo. He's a gentleman, a fine man. 473 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,711 You'll notice, sooner or later. 474 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,314 - What's that? - An undershirt. 475 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,873 I'm allowed to buy myself an undershirt. 476 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,032 I wanted something a little more flattering. 477 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,836 - What did he say? - I spoke to him and... 478 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,956 You should stop bothering him. 479 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,515 What do you mean? 480 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,479 Stop calling him all the time. 481 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,678 Give it time. 482 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,229 Where are my blue boxer shorts with my initials? 483 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,269 Give me the perfume I offered you for Christmas. 484 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,553 What else did he say? 485 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,153 He said... 486 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,958 Why are you always touching my meccano? 487 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,277 It takes patience to build one, stop fiddling with it. 488 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,829 I don't want anybody else to touch it. 489 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,831 - So what did he say? - You want to know? 490 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,908 He thinks she's really nice, he likes her a lot... 491 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,230 This shirt is all crumpled. 492 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,631 Iron it. And don't make such a face. 493 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:42,800 Go iron your little brother's shirt. 494 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,279 Mind the collar. 495 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,398 Would you run a bath for me? 496 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,028 A bath, now? You're going out tonight? 497 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,309 I'm entitled to a bit of distraction, once in a while. 498 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,517 Tell me the truth. Can I find peace of mind? 499 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,194 No mother can, nowadays. 500 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,670 Hand me my undershirt. Those ones are loose. 501 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,149 I don't want them anymore. Give me the new one. 502 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:13,155 Fred is a nice, helpful guy. 503 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,638 I'm sure you'd like him. One night... 504 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,469 This one makes my waist thinner. 505 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,319 If you want, we can invite him for dinner. 506 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,877 It would be best if Elena weren't in that night. 507 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:29,869 - He didn't promise anything? - It's not that simple, mother. 508 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,316 I'm seeing him in 2 hours. I hope everything will be fine. 509 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,868 I really do. 510 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,511 But Elena 511 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,872 has to realize that it's also her fault. 512 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,835 Think about it, mother. She is 27. 513 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,828 Sure, she's a nice girl... 514 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,717 but she doesn't catch your eye. Really. 515 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,558 Let's face it, mother. You... 516 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,392 Between us, Elena... would you marry her? 517 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,309 Elena, run a bath for me! 518 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,233 She doesn't catch your eye. That's all. 519 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,312 What's that? 520 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,712 What's going on? 521 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:54,318 Nothing. It must be the schoolchildren. 522 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,397 Schoolchildren? 523 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:06,597 - That means it's 8.30! - What's the matter? Sleep. 524 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,672 The kids are in school and I'm still in bed! 525 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:13,833 Don't you think you're a bit old to go to school? 526 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,433 This is no time for jokes. 527 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,194 I have an appointment at 10, I told you. 528 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,954 I'm going to be late. I have to hurry up. 529 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,953 Don't panic. You have plenty of time. 530 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,236 It's not even 10 yet. 531 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,997 You have an hour and a half, it's only 8.30. 532 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,634 Take it easy, there's no rush. 533 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,315 It's bad to wake up with a start, 534 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,471 makes you 10 years older each time. 535 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,835 No chance of that happening to you. 536 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:48,479 You bit me. What's with the biting? 537 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,230 - I have to go home and change. - You don't have to change. 538 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,719 What? 539 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,798 You don't have to change! 540 00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,951 You make me raise my voice. 541 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,759 I can't go in an evening gown. 542 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,915 I did ask you to wake me up at 8. 543 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,833 You told me you rose with the sun. 544 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,877 Right! 545 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,190 Much ado about nothing, really! 546 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,196 Slow down, or you'll be there at 10. 547 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,311 - They'll wait for you. - No. I like being on time. 548 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,471 That's a woman's prime virtue. 549 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,072 Let's say her second. 550 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,637 As you like. But I want to be on time. 551 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,195 Of course, you're virtuous. 552 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,594 There's one. Where's the other? 553 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,519 - The other what? - My other shoe. 554 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,069 You're not very sharp this morning. 555 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,069 That was it! I slept the whole night 556 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,594 on this thing. 557 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,599 It's hot! 558 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,437 I dranktoo much yesterday. 559 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,398 I saw you. You wanted to ride 560 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,472 a policeman's bicycle. 561 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,832 I can't ride a bicycle. 562 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,834 I know. I had to carry you on the crossbar. 563 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,631 With my back pains... 564 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,234 The band was quite good last night. 565 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,437 The trumpet was all right, but the sax.. 566 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,478 - Shall we dance again? - If you want to. 567 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:27,829 Are you crazy? 568 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,554 You want me to die or what? 569 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:35,029 It's not that. It's a 3 beat rhythm. 570 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,870 I'll explain tomorrow. 571 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,598 It doesn't matter. 572 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,399 I will try my best next time. 573 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,834 - What time is it? - Quarter to nine. 574 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,590 Oh no! I'm going to be late. 575 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,389 Or will I be there at 10? What do you think? 576 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,393 - Sure, you'll make it. - Bye, angel. 577 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,078 Bye, darling. 578 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,830 - Can I see you tonight? - No, not tonight. 579 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,594 Some other time, maybe. I'll call you. 580 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,432 It will be the occasion to take my mother out. 581 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,672 Mimi's back from Sweden, we can visit her. 582 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:19,150 God! I'll never make it by 10! Bye! 583 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,673 Want me to give you a lift? 584 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,751 No, thanks. I'd rather not. 585 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,751 Bye, my love. 586 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,311 I really don't want music right now. 587 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,554 I bet it's going to rain. 588 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,072 My good luck! 589 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,999 There's one coming. 590 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:15,875 Good evening. 591 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,998 Fancy a ride, you and me? 592 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,235 What? 593 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,669 Of course... 594 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,228 I can understand... 595 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,271 Fine. 596 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,835 Of course, with a car... 597 00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:58,829 It's easy. 598 00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,997 There's not much traffic. 599 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,919 It's quiet tonight. 600 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,950 Here comes another one. 601 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,555 Good evening. 602 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:22,273 - You want to know where I live? - If you want me to. 603 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,989 Shall we take my car? 604 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,990 - No, let's take yours. - As you like. 605 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,673 I'll lockthe door. 606 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,833 Where do you live? 607 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,268 - In San Giovani. - That's a bit of a distance. 608 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,556 It doesn't matter with a car like yours... 609 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,919 I'll let you drive, I'm sure you're a good driver. 610 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,917 Will it be safe here? 611 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,271 - We'll see. - Let's go. 612 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,235 - Give me a kiss. - What are you doing? 613 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,958 Take a hard right. 614 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,955 Careful with the car, it's brand new. 615 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,680 I'm going to change it soon. I don't like it anymore. 616 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,671 That's the kind of guy I am. 617 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,753 Watch the pothole. 618 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,078 There are loads of them. 619 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,555 Thanks, I wouldn't have noticed. 620 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:24,914 Watch the dog! 621 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,799 We've passed San Giovani, is it far now? 622 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,076 No, I live right there. 623 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,029 Here we are. 624 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,395 I'm sorry, but about the money... 625 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,593 How much is it? 626 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,074 Why? You don't knowthe prices? 627 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:54,153 No, it's just that I'm not really rich. 628 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,117 Now you tell me! 629 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,433 Excuse me for a second. 630 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,352 Take your time. 631 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,956 I'm coming, mother. 632 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,639 It's late! 633 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,197 - It's my mother. - You want me to call mine? 634 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,079 That'd make our engagement official! 635 00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:15,674 You are so funny... 636 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,799 Mother doesn't like this too much, I'd better say goodbye. 637 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,313 I hope I'll see you again. 638 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,914 Sure, you'll introduce me to your aunt! 639 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,275 Wait! 640 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,548 - A little peck? - Dream on! 641 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:33,359 Back off! Go away! 642 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,999 You in a hurry? 643 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:36,639 Bye, ma'am! 644 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:38,749 Be quiet! 645 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,639 Well, I see her point. 646 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,474 Every night, it's the same thing. 647 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:48,189 What will the neighbors say? 648 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,638 It's not my fault, mother. 649 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,958 I leave the bar at 2.10 am and the last bus is at 2. 650 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:59,396 I'm not going to spend 2000 liras on cabs every night. 651 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:04,753 I don't really enjoy being called a bastard every night. 652 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,231 Poor dad! I feel sorry for him. 653 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,679 I understand why you got 7 years! 654 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:35,476 Damn! This guy is starting to get on my nerves! 655 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,153 Shut up! 656 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,832 Here's the floor cloth you wanted. 657 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,272 - What are you going to do? - Shut him up! 658 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,037 It wasn't easy, but I got the authorization 659 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,395 to let your husband out for 2 days. 660 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,315 - Are you happy? - It's better than nothing. 661 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,278 You knowthat good behavior in prison 662 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,635 can't erase the crimes he committed. 663 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,997 If it hadn't been so serious, you wouldn't have got these 2 days. 664 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,069 Come in. 665 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,795 - Graziano! - Virginia! 666 00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,478 What's going on? 667 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,279 Here, Pompei. 668 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,830 - You're on leave for 2 days. - Really? Why? 669 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,828 Your mother wants to see you. 670 00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,555 - She's old and... - What's the matter? 671 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:33,076 - Her heart. - I'm not surprised. 672 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,829 I can't be at peace for 7 years. Thanks anyway. 673 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,754 You should thank her. She did the paperwork. 674 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,911 She must love your mother. 675 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:47,153 - You don't argue anymore? - No, it's been a while. 676 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,910 We won't keep you any longer, sir. 677 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,595 Thank the authorities for me. 678 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:58,071 I feel sorry for you, always locked up in here. 679 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,830 It's a gift from God! 680 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,878 Hi, Graziano. I'm glad to see you again. 681 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,998 So am I! Who are you, by the way? 682 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,316 Homer. Poor Bonari's brother. 683 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:15,109 I was sorry to send him to kingdom come, but... 684 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,714 - Are you in the choir? - I'm with the sopranos. 685 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,077 I was really sad, believe me. 686 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:24,516 - He slept with a married woman. - It's not proper. 687 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,398 Especially when it's Graziano's. 688 00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,597 I have no resentment. It's over now. 689 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,316 And you, are you all right? You seem tense. 690 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:36,154 - What's that? - It's suede. 691 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,357 - What's your line of work? - Business. Very successful. 692 00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:42,478 - That's what women say. - Congratulations. 693 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,791 Bye, kids. See you later. 694 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,195 If mama doesn't die, we'll have a party! 695 00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,348 Nobody sings like I do, you know! 696 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,996 It's me, Graziano. 697 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,118 Mama, it's me, Graziano. Do you recognize me? 698 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,190 What's the big deal? 699 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,396 I've been lying in bed for a month. 700 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,551 I've had 7 control visits because of you. 701 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:35,711 - You're not dying? - You wish. 702 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,960 If I were a man, I'd show you. 703 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,030 I'll bury you all. 704 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,550 She doesn't look sick. 705 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:44,790 She's fit as a fiddle. 706 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,118 What a woman! 707 00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:50,152 You put on an act 708 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,959 because you wanted to see me? 709 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,759 Me? The less I see you the better I feel. 710 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,189 Your father spent 15 years in prison. 711 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:02,234 I wish he would have stayed here. 712 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,710 But your wife wanted to see you. 713 00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,232 She was longing for some... 714 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,118 That's love for you! 715 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,510 Let's play cards. 716 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,550 - OK, I deal. - 50 liras a card. 717 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:17,756 Double for the kings. 718 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:24,908 I've been playing cards for 4 years with my mates in prison. 719 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:28,436 So, if I may... Excuse me, I'll be right back. 720 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:29,589 Come, Virginia. 721 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,113 You're leaving me on my own? 722 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,193 - Yes. - Thank you! 723 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,550 Four years is a long time. 724 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:39,838 Try to understand. 725 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,111 Make an effort. 726 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:48,071 Try to see this from my perspective. 727 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,796 Mama, play patience while you wait for me. 728 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,553 One last kiss for my wife and I'm all yours. 729 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,471 Goodbye, Virginia. 730 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,752 Take care of yourself. 731 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:29,830 Graziano! 732 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,150 I was glad to see you! 733 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,958 So was I! 734 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,473 - Who are you? - Homer. 735 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,551 - Graziano, I've got to talk to you. - In 3 years. 736 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,992 - Here, Graziano. - My snack. Thanks, love. 737 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,153 If I get beaten up, I'll find you. 738 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:58,714 Bye, love! 739 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,509 Are you okay? 740 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,159 Bye everyone! 741 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,916 When are you going to tell him? 742 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,435 In about 20 days. 743 00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:24,913 You're pregnant? 744 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,112 You're really expecting a baby? 745 00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:36,629 My baby? 746 00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,674 Of course, who else's? 747 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,275 In 9 months, I'll be a father? 748 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,590 Maybe a bit earlier. 749 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,470 Like you, you were born at 7 months. 750 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,471 That's right. 751 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:57,153 Sir! 752 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,670 I, Graziano, I'm having a baby! 753 00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,995 - My wife is pregnant! - Good for you. 754 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,754 I'm expecting a baby! 755 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:10,632 When I get out of here, 756 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,473 I'll sing him to sleep. 757 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:28,309 Come here! 758 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:31,989 Graziano! Let me go! 759 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,510 It's not a nursery here! 760 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,751 Shut up! 761 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,792 This guy's no gift of nature! 762 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,351 Bring out your rags! 763 01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,991 Bring out your rags! 764 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:12,518 Bring out your rags! 765 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:27,914 Come on up! 766 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,349 What are you selling? 767 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:31,795 Come on up. 768 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,234 Last floor. 769 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,310 I'm coming! 770 01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,389 Shit! 771 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:57,037 Those fancy guys don't know howto park! 772 01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:00,397 They think they own the street. 773 01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:03,030 Closed! 774 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:21,077 The lift is only for residents. 775 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,878 It only opens with a key. 776 01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:26,598 If you use the staircase, wipe your feet. 777 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,956 The lift is reserved for those people! 778 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:33,159 The poor worker has to use the stairs and not mess them up! 779 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,553 What have I done? 780 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,351 It opens like that? 781 01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:25,359 Well... 782 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,792 What the heck... 783 01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,315 I'm sorry. Did you hurt yourself? 784 01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,278 I just tripped. 785 01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:04,793 With all these rugs... 786 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,759 You're out of breath? 787 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,354 You kidding? I just climbed up 5 floors. 788 01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,272 You live here? 789 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:22,799 What's 5 floors for a strong man like you? 790 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,315 I still had to climb them. 791 01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:29,112 Come here and rest for a while. 792 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,193 I'm all right! 793 01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:40,717 Please, sit down. 794 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,917 Checkthis out! 795 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,233 The curtains! 796 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,388 The silverware! 797 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,794 I was just having a snack. 798 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,792 You shack up in a palace! 799 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,196 You live a good life. 800 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,792 I do my best. 801 01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,555 Right, you do your best! 802 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:11,915 With all the stuff you got here, 803 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:15,311 you live on a million a month, easy. 804 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,239 Look at this. 805 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:20,631 It must cost at least 10 000 liras, maybe more. 806 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:22,430 What is that? 807 01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:24,270 It's nice. 808 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,517 And the paintings, framed and all. It looks great! 809 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:30,989 There's a light underneath! 810 01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:32,798 You've got to fixthat one. 811 01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:37,431 - Would you like something? - I won't say no. 812 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,036 So... 813 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,874 What's that, the tiny black beads? 814 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,837 - Caviar. - What? 815 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:47,752 I don't like that? And this? 816 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:51,914 Not bad. 817 01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:57,553 Swell even, if that's what you call a snack. 818 01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,028 I don't like anchovy. 819 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:02,272 That's a snack? What's lunch for you, then? 820 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:04,837 Look what I eat. 821 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:07,675 Mortadella sandwich. 822 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,148 That's not fair! 823 01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:10,799 It's mine! 824 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:11,995 Calm down! 825 01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:15,629 The world's not the way it should be. 826 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,113 Go ahead, help yourself! 827 01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:21,750 Some just have it all. The Chinese are right, 828 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:24,514 the bourgeois should be executed. 829 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,032 Except you, maybe. 830 01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,516 Thanks for counting me out. 831 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,073 I hope you will 832 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,149 speak out for me to the Chinese. 833 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,834 What else could I want? There's butter and coffee. 834 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:43,511 Let's eat and enjoy! 835 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,313 The worker is having a break. 836 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:48,998 Let's try some anchovy. 837 01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:57,149 Funny, those lights under the paintings. 838 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,271 Come with me. 839 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:16,793 I'm too busy. 840 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,709 Come here, you'll be much more comfortable. 841 01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:33,552 One for the road. 842 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:36,597 One never knows. 843 01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:45,233 Life is wonderful! 844 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:01,476 The toasts are good, but they're too small. 845 01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:05,678 - Do you smoke? - Yes, I do. Give me that. 846 01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:10,389 What brand are those? 847 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,834 Muratti! They're good, but they're too expensive for me. 848 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,592 Keep them. 849 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,911 How many are there? 10, 12, 13, 14, 15. 850 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:22,230 You've smoked 5 since this morning! 851 01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:24,357 Got a match? 852 01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:31,876 You mourning someone? You're all dressed in black. 853 01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:43,590 - You crazy? - You don't like this? 854 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:46,274 Of course not, you're burning me. Just you try it! 855 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,393 Do it to me. 856 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,637 Do the same thing to me. 857 01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:01,158 You're alone here? 858 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:06,034 Why? What do you have in mind? 859 01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:08,112 I was just asking. 860 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:11,033 I wouldn't leave you home alone. 861 01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:16,313 Nice lighter... 862 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:21,879 Stop, you're tickling me. I was saying, nice lighter. 863 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:25,589 What's that? 864 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:29,278 - Chocolates, you want some? - Not now. 865 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:33,675 I'm smoking. I'll take a few for later. 866 01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:36,759 Only 2 or 3, they're heavy on my stomach. 867 01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,559 It gives me heartburn, some sort of ulcer... 868 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,631 What horrible stories! 869 01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,519 Do you have anything livelier to tell? 870 01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,835 You know, I live a dog's life. 871 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:51,158 I run all over the place, work like crazy. 872 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,514 All that trouble for a piece of bread this big... 873 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:02,919 You want to sleep with me? 874 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:06,715 I'm not against it. 875 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,277 Why didn't you ask straight away? 876 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,432 Your husband is old? 877 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,519 Don't bite me! 878 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,795 Stop it! 879 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:29,317 I've got feathers in my nose. 880 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,515 What are you doing? Where are you going? 881 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:34,875 Please hold me tight. 882 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:36,315 Watch it! 883 01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:40,318 - Stop. - Why? 884 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,717 - Be rude. - What do you mean? 885 01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,997 I beg you, be rough. Shout. 886 01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:48,628 You're totally insane! 887 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:51,189 What do you want me to shout? 888 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:54,750 - Whatever, but shout! - What, for example? 889 01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,874 Bring out your rags! 890 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:03,074 I can't believe how heavy you are. 891 01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:06,277 You should go easy on the snacks. You're really heavy! 892 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:09,876 Where is it? Bring out your rags! Mind your head. 893 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,350 Bring out your rags! 894 01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,555 You don't have a light. 895 01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,396 Is this the old man's picture? 896 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:47,633 You look like a cuckold. 897 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:54,189 Hurry up! 898 01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:58,873 If you want to see me again, you know where to find me. 899 01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:06,470 - Bye, darling. - And the rags? 900 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,514 - What rags? - The rags! 901 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,594 Why did you call me from your window, then? 902 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:16,753 Fool! You still don't understand why I asked you to come up? 903 01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:18,798 That's the best one yet! 904 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:21,596 Fancy people... 905 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:24,274 The Chinese are right, you're all crazy. 906 01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:28,312 I climb 5 floors and you don't give me anything! 907 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,311 You make me sick! 908 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:34,192 You won't be seeing me around! 909 01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:38,669 Margherita! 910 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,195 What's going on? 911 01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:56,194 You were supposed to meet me at the front door. 912 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:57,954 Not to draw a crowd! 913 01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:00,509 You weren't coming. I thought you changed your mind. 914 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:03,877 No! But there's no need to tell the whole neighborhood! 915 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:07,510 Who cares? I could be your boyfriend. 916 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,432 Here, boyfriends ride Vespas. 917 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,319 Will you back off! And turn off the radio! 918 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:16,553 Swear you won't tell anyone. 919 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:18,790 Who do you think I am? I'm a gentleman. 920 01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:20,359 Don't touch my mirror. 921 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,432 You're all the same, you can't keep your mouthes shut. 922 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,514 Isn't it Adalgisa? 923 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:27,628 Yes. Stupid! 924 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,116 - She's going to see us. - Let's ignore her. 925 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:31,872 I slept with her once 926 01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:34,509 and now she keeps calling me all the time. 927 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:37,877 Charming! And you call yourself a gentleman? 928 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:41,032 How discreet. Why are you telling me this? 929 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:42,838 Sorry, I didn't mean to. 930 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,673 I knew it. Adalgisa told me. 931 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:49,160 - She didn't mean to. - Nothing to brag about. 932 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:52,278 You must be desperate to go out with a girl like that. 933 01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:55,398 I agree, she's not bright. 934 01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,516 So why do you date her? 935 01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:00,638 Me? Don't believe all she tells you. 936 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:04,039 This is our first romantic day together. 937 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:08,072 Give me a smile. And leave that mirror alone! 938 01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:20,558 The car is all yours. Change the oil and wash it, as usual. 939 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:23,473 Fine. You'll be busy for an hour at least? 940 01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:41,555 Here we are. 941 01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:44,196 You can get out of the car. Come on. 942 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:47,556 What? It's here? 943 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:50,716 What about him? Aren't you asking him in? 944 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:55,349 - Don't be silly, I live here! - You live in Piazza Navona. 945 01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:57,795 We can't sleep in my mother's bed! 946 01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:00,793 Nor in the bed where you make all your conquests. 947 01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:02,996 I'm sure you didn't change the sheets. 948 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,957 - It'll take 2 minutes. - Sure. 949 01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:07,350 I could do your laundry as well! 950 01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,636 I don't want mechanics to see me 951 01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:12,348 go into a bachelor flat! 952 01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,480 - Margherita, calm down... - Not here! 953 01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:16,789 Let's go elsewhere! 954 01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:20,957 What will people think if I do something like that? 955 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,759 Right now, I'm the one who looks like a fool. 956 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:41,755 I poured a bit more than 1000 liras, is that alright? 957 01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:44,229 Don't worry, here's your 1000 liras. 958 01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:55,952 You like it, or you want one with revolving doors? 959 01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:59,550 Do you have some identification? 960 01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:03,754 Not even your driving license? 961 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:07,037 - Only a pay-slip. - We'll try and convince them. 962 01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:08,719 Come on, get out. 963 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,758 Let's go elsewhere! 964 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:19,431 I couldn't do it in front of Saint Peter's! 965 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:23,596 If you've decided to avoid churches in Rome, you'll die a virgin. 966 01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:27,077 I'm a Catholic myself and I respect churches 967 01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:30,391 - but we're not in the sacristy. - You're right. 968 01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:33,240 - You must think I'm annoying. - Nonsense! 969 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,151 But you see? It would feel weird to imagine 970 01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:39,629 a priest sleeping in the next room. 971 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:43,549 His life is less complicated than mine. 972 01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:55,789 Where are you going? 973 01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:58,269 I don't know. But not to this hotel. 974 01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,634 I'll send you a note! 975 01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:19,233 What's on your mind? 976 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,318 Same thing that's on yours. 977 01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:23,869 Aren't you ashamed? 978 01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:27,634 Remove your hand, The police are here. 979 01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:29,870 It's not against the highway code. 980 01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:32,395 Yes it is. There's a sign: "No parking". 981 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:35,836 That's a good one. Hello, gentlemen. 982 01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:37,909 How are you? 983 01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:43,669 Couldn't you find a more annoying horn? 984 01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:45,910 I didn't have time to change it. 985 01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:49,635 - Where are we going? - Trust me. 986 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:53,839 You don't want to be seen, I know a quiet corner. 987 01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:58,836 Damned wind! I just came from the hairdresser's. 988 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,389 Why, you know I'm a naughty boy! 989 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:03,710 Stop it! Calm down! 990 01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:08,873 What's that? 991 01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:17,515 What is it? 992 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,111 A train and a car collided. 993 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:21,236 Was it serious? 994 01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:24,276 See what's left. 995 01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,676 Poor car! 996 01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:31,673 No, that's the railcar! 997 01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:43,430 Here we are! The quietest corner around Rome. 998 01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:47,718 - What if someone sees us? - We'll cut his tongue off! 999 01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:51,350 Very funny. I read in the paper that some maniac 1000 01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:54,114 attacked a couple. The girl was raped and he... 1001 01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:55,554 He ran away. 1002 01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:00,793 I know, it was me, not the fi ance but the maniac. 1003 01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:05,119 Sorry, but I'm afraid. 1004 01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:08,670 If a man points a gun at you, take your clothes off! 1005 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:12,510 - I wouldn't have the choice. - I should have brought a gun. 1006 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:14,635 Over here! 1007 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:17,955 Sweetie! 1008 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:20,276 Renato! 1009 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:23,318 - What is it? - It's just a rabbit. 1010 01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:26,711 That's what you say. Please, let's go. 1011 01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:30,316 - Anywhere but here. - What a fuss! 1012 01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:33,233 - Damn! - Don't get angry! 1013 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:35,470 - Kiss me! - I want to 1014 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:39,474 but not here. Let's go somewhere else. 1015 01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:42,989 You knowthe story of the hanged man? 1016 01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:46,038 He didn't want to be hanged, so in front of each tree, 1017 01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:49,477 he said: "not that one". You're just like him. 1018 01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:55,712 No, I'm not. I just need somewhere quiet. 1019 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:57,836 I can be quiet anywhere. 1020 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:01,959 Your place, here, at the hotel, in the street, anywhere! 1021 01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:05,393 - Let's go. - You keep changing your mind. 1022 01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:08,233 - Come on, once and for all! - Don't get mad. 1023 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,356 Fine, let's go. 1024 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,911 - Damn seat! - What are you doing? 1025 01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:15,878 Guess! I'm trying to fixthat seat. 1026 01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:18,679 - My finger! - Are you hurt? Let me see. 1027 01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:19,829 Don't worry. 1028 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:22,469 One kiss and it's over. 1029 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,519 Won't work! 1030 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:31,554 Damned seat, it worked fine yesterday. 1031 01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:34,473 Yesterday? You were with someone else? 1032 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:38,155 No, I was asked to take a wounded man to the hospital. 1033 01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:40,868 Let's see... 1034 01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:46,074 - It's stuck. - It doesn't work? 1035 01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:48,435 Can you fix it? 1036 01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:51,039 You can't fix it? 1037 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,153 You'll see right away. 1038 01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:58,313 It's an automatic seat, it straightens in a second. 1039 01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:00,357 You're such a rude guy! 1040 01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:03,911 Renato! Someone's coming! 1041 01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:07,197 - So what? - I told you. 1042 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:09,878 Oh dear! 1043 01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:14,554 - You need a hand? - No, thanks. 1044 01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:16,913 The seat is stuck? 1045 01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:21,237 Just like a good old bed! 1046 01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:24,191 If you can wait, 1047 01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:26,510 I'll buy you a drink. 1048 01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:30,309 Between two drinks, we'll crack jokes. 1049 01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:31,754 But not now! 1050 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,235 Good luck. 1051 01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:37,029 They come petting, then they give themselves airs! 1052 01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:39,839 Did you manage? 1053 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:42,313 - Go get... - Stop it! 1054 01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:45,552 Don't swear. Think what you want, but shut up. 1055 01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:48,075 If I were to say what I think, 1056 01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:50,516 The troopers would blush! 1057 01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:51,790 Let's go. 1058 01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:54,840 I know how this day is going to end. 1059 01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:59,958 Stop touching the mirror, get it? 1060 01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:13,149 See how you drive? 1061 01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:14,958 Mind your own business! 1062 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:21,029 They're right. Straighten up, Renato! 1063 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:24,318 You can lie down too. Aren't you comfortable? 1064 01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:26,277 Just like I was in bed. 1065 01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:29,034 - Where are we going? - Over there. 1066 01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:35,834 Watch out! 1067 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,195 Don't lean over me. 1068 01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:48,959 You found it, that quiet corner of yours! 1069 01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:51,278 Appearances can be deceptive. 1070 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:04,310 There's loads of cars and no one there! 1071 01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:07,756 Eating is not the only thing people do here. 1072 01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:10,798 The restaurant isn't what brings people here. 1073 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:12,953 It's well-organized. 1074 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:16,271 But they'll serve you food if you want to eat? 1075 01:25:16,440 --> 01:25:18,908 - Of course, why? - I'm starving. 1076 01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:22,153 - You choose. - Here. 1077 01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:23,509 After you. 1078 01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:08,999 I'd like to take a nap. 1079 01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:12,152 Good idea, let's get a nice room. 1080 01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:15,551 I really want to sleep, nothing more. 1081 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:18,793 You shouldn't make love right after lunch. 1082 01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:22,396 - You can die from it. - You can die if you don't! 1083 01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:25,510 You're kidding, but I'm serious. 1084 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:28,478 One of our acquaintances, who worked for the T.V 1085 01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:30,232 he died from it. 1086 01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:36,597 - What a way to go. - You're so selfish. 1087 01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:41,068 Can you imagine, me, alone with your corpse? 1088 01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:43,599 I can't believe it! 1089 01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:47,271 You imagine you get raped and now you see me dead. 1090 01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:50,238 Maybe you read too many horror stories? 1091 01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:57,199 You said you were tired. 1092 01:26:57,480 --> 01:26:59,516 So let's get some rest. 1093 01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,598 You get some rest and then we'll see. 1094 01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:04,909 Shall we go? 1095 01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:06,955 Shall we? 1096 01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:09,315 Let's go. 1097 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:13,870 Come on! 1098 01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:16,115 Wait! 1099 01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:18,318 I don't like the waiter. 1100 01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:26,791 So what? He's not going to sleep with you. 1101 01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:31,313 You'll think I'm being fussy, 1102 01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:35,632 but I'd rather go to the motel we saw on our way here. 1103 01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:40,874 Why? It's nice and quiet here. 1104 01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:48,474 It's a posh place, all the rich Romans come here. 1105 01:27:57,560 --> 01:27:59,073 Let's go to the motel. 1106 01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:01,798 You don't like it here? 1107 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:08,513 Let's go, then. 1108 01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:23,749 Are you happy? 1109 01:28:29,440 --> 01:28:32,557 Sorry, my Lady, I'll never learn... 1110 01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:34,438 Next time, I'll cough. 1111 01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:37,873 My bag... 1112 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:41,434 Please, don't provoke me. 1113 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,396 What I like best about you is your smile. 1114 01:28:55,520 --> 01:28:56,748 Look at that. 1115 01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:59,349 They've found a solution. 1116 01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:01,795 Lucky you! 1117 01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:25,317 You go first. Work it all out, I'll join you. 1118 01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:28,273 Work what out? We ask for a room, that's all. 1119 01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:32,235 What if they refuse, if there's no vacancy? 1120 01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:36,030 Fine. 1121 01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:45,279 I'm going, but I've had enough. 1122 01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:49,355 If you don't join me, you're walking the whole way back. 1123 01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:52,075 Why wouldn't I? I told you I would. 1124 01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:54,954 - You're such a lout! - Fine. 1125 01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:20,075 May I help you? 1126 01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:23,997 Bitte, can I have a room? 1127 01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:28,392 My Frau in the car, need sleep, rest, quick. 1128 01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:31,597 If she's under age, she's not coming in. 1129 01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:33,876 Under age! That would beat all. 1130 01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:38,076 7000 liras, in advance. 1131 01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:40,515 7000, that's cheap. 1132 01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:42,272 Here you go. 1133 01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:50,669 Showthis gentleman to his room. 1134 01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:15,830 - Are you busy? - Don't mention it. Are you alone? 1135 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:19,595 - No, my wife is in the car. - Good! 1136 01:31:32,080 --> 01:31:33,354 The key. 1137 01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:35,992 You can come in this way. 1138 01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:38,389 You don't like it? 1139 01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:41,308 I like it. As long as people like me. 1140 01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:49,273 Why did you say "good" when I said I wasn't by myself? 1141 01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:52,113 Usually people come here with company, 1142 01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:55,636 but sometimes they're alone. So they try to... 1143 01:31:57,040 --> 01:32:00,077 Don't you like it? 1144 01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:04,279 I do, I'm only human, but not with just anybody. 1145 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:07,199 It's only fair, you're a beautiful girl... 1146 01:32:07,960 --> 01:32:09,439 You have a right to choose. 1147 01:32:10,320 --> 01:32:14,074 Only with someone you like. Come here! 1148 01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:15,914 What are you doing? 1149 01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:17,474 - Let me go. - Right... 1150 01:32:17,640 --> 01:32:21,428 Come back in the morning, I have less workthen. 1151 01:32:21,600 --> 01:32:24,114 All right, next time I'll come early. 1152 01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:26,432 - They're expecting me! - Me too! 1153 01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:27,669 Hurry up! 1154 01:32:46,080 --> 01:32:48,196 You could have been a bit quicker! 1155 01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:51,591 Sometimes it takes time to do things right. 1156 01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:53,392 We're not going anymore? 1157 01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:56,279 I changed my mind, It's too crowded. 1158 01:32:56,440 --> 01:32:58,635 People could recognize you, let's go! 1159 01:32:59,760 --> 01:33:02,274 - You're so rude! - Are you hurt? 1160 01:33:02,440 --> 01:33:04,078 One kiss, and it's all over! 1161 01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:07,792 You keep me waiting for an hour, and then we leave. 1162 01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:10,952 We'll come back another day, morning's best. 1163 01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:14,669 The staff is less busy, you can take your time. 1164 01:33:14,840 --> 01:33:17,559 - I'll bring you a book. - What for? 1165 01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:19,950 So you can read while you wait. 1166 01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:23,237 To kill time. Watch out, reverse! 1167 01:33:23,400 --> 01:33:24,355 Hold on! 1168 01:33:27,880 --> 01:33:31,316 And now forward, Hold on tight! 1169 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:33,433 I warned you.